Yankees Daily

The New York Yankees lost to the Toronto Blue Jays by a score of 7-3. Phil Hughes got the loss.

For most of the season Phil, you’ve been great but we’re talking about today. A day us Yankee fans would like to forget. Six earned runs on seven hits is not what we look forward to when we watch you pitch. I mean, we won the other two games and you couldn’t win? Toronto barely has a .500 record. You better get your head out of your butt for the playoffs.

Disgraceful Player of the Game: Phil Hughes

How dare you. How dare you sir. You were supposed to pitch like Phil Franchise but instead pitched like a Franchise blogger. You should go on tv and give a televised apology to the fans of New York and New Jersey and tell every one that you are sorry for stinking it up. You should be absolutely ashamed of yourself. The way you pitched was shameful. Not only was the way you pitched today a disgrace, but a nightmare.

The New York Yankees lost to the Seattle Mariners by a score of 6-0.

Dear A.J. Burnett. I hope you read this letter because you stink. You pitched against a team that has scored the least amount of runs and has the lowest batting average in the American League. This very same team has scored six earned runs off of you in seven innings pitched. For you to pitch like a loser says a lot about how you are… a loser.

Disgraceful Player of the Game: A.J. Burnett.

How dare you A.J. Burnett. How dare you even take the mound if you’re going to give that type of performance. What you did was disgrace the whole city of New York and the whole state of New Jersey. You should be absolutely ashamed of yourself. Your performance was shameful. You’re “Shameful” Burnett. Not only was the way you pitched tonight a disgrace, but a nightmare.

The New York Yankees lost to the Detroit Tigers by a score of 3-1.

You know, I was thinking about giving it to Derek Jeter for ending the game by hitting into a double play but the whole team didn’t hit all game. It wasn’t just him that hit poorly. Granderson was the only Yankee player to show up. The Yankees were given a run by three walks by Valverde in the ninth inning. Wow, what a terrible performance by him.

Disgraceful Player of the Game: Brian Cashman. Brian, you put this team together. You get the credit for when they win and you’re going to have to take the blame for when they lose. What is up with your billion dollar lineup? One run in two games? That’s unacceptable. Not only is it unacceptable, it’s a disgrace. Brian, not only was the team that was on the field tonight a disgrace, but a nightmare.

The New York Yankees lost to the Kansas City Royals by a score of 1-0.

I mean, this is what a billion dollar lineup does? Against a journeyman pitcher who hasn’t even won a game yet? A pitcher who came into the game with a 4.85 ERA? Was this game serious? I mean, is there some one waiting to jump out from behind my tv and go, “You’ve been punked!” or “You’re on candid camera!”

What a total disgrace a billion dollars did. All up and down the lineup, all “o fers” What was even more despicable was the fact that the Royals are one of the worst teams in baseball. The Yankees should beat them with their eyes closed.

Disgraceful Players of the Game: Yankees Billion Dollar lineup.

Brian Cashman, how dare you. How dare you put this, this team on the field today and say it’s your creation. You should feel absolutely ashamed of yourself. As for the rest of the team. Getting only two hits against one of the worst teams with a mediocre pitcher is a disgrace. What you did today was embarrass Yankee fans every where all around the world. I hope you are happy with yourselves. The way you hit today was not only a disgrace, but a nightmare.

The New York Yankees lost to the *gulp* Boston Red Sox by a score of 6-3. Javier Vazquez got the loss. He gave up six runs, three unearned in 5.1 innings.

I’ve always wondered why I was never a big fan of Javier Vazquez and now I know. He’s not a real man. His widdle feelings get hurt when some one on his team makes an error and this causes him stress. He’s not one to over come the stress and pick up his team. He goes into a shell and starts crying, like a female. Like a woman.

Tonight, Francisco Cervelli dropped a ball that went between him and Vazquez and after that, Vazquez let in three “unearned” runs. They really count however because Vazquez couldn’t mentally get himself out of the inning. He’s mentally feeble.

Disgraceful Player of the Game: Javier Vazquez. Javier, how dare you. How dare you sir. How dare you pitch like a woman against the Boston Red Sox and make us look bad. You should be absolutely ashamed of your performance tonight. I don’t care if you need a shrink to pitch a baseball game, just go out and pitch, don’t make excuses. Not only was the way you pitched tonight a disgrace, but a nightmare.

The New York Yankees lost to the Toronto Blue Jays by a score of 8-6.

A.J. Burnett gave up eight earned runs in 4.2 innings pitched for the loss.

So here I am, not feeling my best, watching the first 4.2 innings thinking, wow, this is going to be some pitching battle. Then, out of the blue, A.J. Burnett gives up eight earned runs. His ERA now stands at 4.93. I think I’m beyond the point of being frustrated with A.J. Burnett and moved into the category of acceptance.

The Yankees had a little come back but fell short when Austin Kearns got up in the eighth inning with two men on and two out. Give me a break. The announcers were trying to make every swing he made like it was the most awesome swing they have ever saw. Come on now, we know picking up Austin Kearns was an insignificant move.

Disgraceful Player of the Game: A.J. Burnett

A.J. Burnett, you do know that the Rays won, right? You do know that the Yankees count on you to be a rock in the rotation, right? A.J. Burnett, how dare you. How dare you sir. How dare you pitch a terrible game when the Yankees are in the middle of a pennant race with the Tampa Bay Rays. You should be ashamed of yourself. The way you pitched tonight was not only a disgrace, but a nightmare.

The New York Yankees lost to the Tampa Bay Rays by a score of 10-5.

The Yankees hitting? Not bad. Five runs is good. Posada drove in a run. Gardner drove in a run. Cervelli drove in two runs.A-Rod did too.  Enough to get by with a good pitching performance…

Yestersday, A.J. Burnett slammed a pie right in Nick Swisher’s face like he was a cool dude or something. He might of even hurt his hand doing that. Burnett had to leave the game today because of a so called injury. Lacerations to his hand. I think Joe Girardi took him out of the game because he stunk. Because he was stinking up the joint like a SKUNK.

Are you ready for this lie ee ine by Burnett? Four earned runs on four hits in two innings of work for the loss. This guy is really inconsistent.

Disgraceful Player of the Game: A.J. Burnett

Dear A.J. Burnett, you thought you were sooo cool. You thought you were sooo special. You should be absolutely ashamed of your performance. What you basically did was throw around a whole bunch of nonsense. How dare you. How dare you sir. How dare you give up after Joe Girardi came to take you out of the game. You didn’t even put up a  fight. You gave in. You quit. You didn’t want to pitch anymore. What kind of warrior are you? If Steinbrenner was still alive, he would be ashamed of you as well. Not only was the way you pitched today a disgrace, but a nightmare.

I don’t know why the owner of the Ravens is talking trash about the New York Yankees. It’s weird. Out of all the teams in the world to trash the Yankees, you would expect it to come from the Red Sox organization.

Did Steve Bisciotti, owner of the Ravens, just wake up one day and say, “I’m going to trash the Yankees.”? I have to admit, I had to wiki Bisciotti just to make sure he wasn’t part owner of the Orioles so I wouldn’t sound like a dufus.

Here’s what he said…

“It certainly doesn’t show up in the standings,” Bisciotti said. “If I’m a Yankees fan, I’m upset we’re not winning 130 games with the roster that they have and the money that they pay out. I think it’s a disgrace they only beat the average team by 10 games in the standings with three times the money. I’d fire that GM. You don’t need a GM. All you have to do is buy the last Cy Young Award winner every year.”

“I think the genie’s out of the bottle,” Bisciotti said, pointing out that the huge value of the Yankees franchise is based on the current economic system and nobody is going to impose a new system that might damage the value of the top revenue-producing teams. “There’s just no way of solving it.”

Wow, think about the Yankees much? Maybe he wanted to buy the Yankees and never had the chance to? I’m not sure but he should worry about football. Worrying about a team that’s not even in the same sport will give you a lot more stress.

I’m going to have to give Steve Bisciotti disgraceful person of the day because not only what he said is a disgrace, but a nightmare.

The New York Yankees lost to the Tampa Bay Rays by a score of 13-4.

There is no disgraceful player of the game. If this was the regular season in which the Yankees didn’t clinch, it would of went to C.C. Sabathia but today he didn’t cost the Yankees anything because the New York Yankees already clinched.

You do have to worry about the Yankees going into the post season rusty.

The New York Yankees lost to the Seattle Mariners by a score of 7-1.

Disgraceful Player of the Game: Joba Chamberlain

I have to give honorable mention to Jorge Posada for catching Joba Chamberlain’s mess. I hope Jorge doesn’t catch much in the playoffs. You need great defensive catchers in the playoffs and Jorge is not one.

How much longer do we have to wait until Joba becomes a good pitcher? He sucks. Every time he pitches, the Yankees are always down runs early.

Alfredo Aceves can give a better start than this.

Joba will be useless in the post season unless he’s in the bull pen where he belongs in the first place.

Watching Joba pitch every five days is painful. He looks lost and the way he pitches is pathetic. I’m so sick and tired of all of this Joba hype when the reality of the situation is, Joba sucks.

Maybe Joba needs to start taking steroids again. That’s the only way I figure out why he’s such a terrible pitcher.

Joba, the way you pitched today against an inept lineup like the Mariners is not only a disgrace, but a nightmare.